"You don't talk much. Do you?"
"No, that's not true. I actually talk a lot or I used to.."
"Well then what made you so boring?"
"Maybe it's because people neither understand my words, nor my silence, so they call me boring."
"Ouch. That hurts."
"Did it? It was meant to."
"You sound so cynical sometimes."
"How can a cynical person be boring? I thought sarcasm never goes out of style."
"You have answer for everything. Don't you?"
"And yet you say I don't talk much."